Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Warning Label

Posted by Johnny

I'll let you guys figure out what this proposed warning label should be for. (Found this on digg, got a chuckle out of it).

WARNING: This a work of fiction. Do NOT TAKE it literally.

CONTENT ADVISORY:
Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness and human rights violations and atrocities.

EXPOSURE WARNING:
Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decrease cognitive and objective reasoning abilities, and in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, violence including but not limited to fanaticism, murder and genocide.” endanger your mental health and life”.

5 comments:

Kim said...

The bible?

Kim said...

PS. My blog has returned - I am now updating again!

Johnny said...

Well done, Kim.

Kevin said...

Dude, have you been reading my diary?

Johnny said...

I'm going to guess.... A Brief History of Time, by Stephen Hawking.