Tuesday, March 14, 2006

I'm still bored

Posted by Johnny

Ok I found this on Sara's blog, so I decided to fill it out as well:

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Are you happy with your given name?: Yeah, I like being Johnny. It's a good name for someone who will eventually be famous.

What is your guaranteed weeping movie?: Pay it Forward.

What is the one thing you like to do alone?: ....Let's say ... blog.

What's a major fear of yours?: Going deaf.

Are you a pyromaniac?: I'm a pyrotechnicmaniac.

Do you know anyone famous?: Only through several degrees of separation.

Describe your bed: Nice and big - room enough for two, but occupied by one at the moment.

What type of character would you play in a movie?: The good guy in a romantic comedy.

What do you carry with you at all times?: My wallet, watch, keys.. do pants count?

How do you eat an apple?: Usually by mastication, followed by some good old fashioned swallowing.

Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?: Depends where I am.

What kind of first impression do you think you give people?: I appear shy at first, until you get to know me.

Favorite communication method?: Face to face, followed by phone, MSN, then email.

What is your hidden talent?: Determining whether breasts are real or fake.

Do you own a Bible?: Not that I know of.

How many drinks before you're tipsy?: Depending on prior food consumption, it usually takes about 3 beers to get me wobbly.

Do you have a problem changing clothes in front of friends?: Only if they're women.

What should you be doing instead of this?: So, so many things.

Who was the last person who called you?: Scott?

Are you ready?: Put me in, coach.

What is the last gift you gave someone?: Fuck if I know.

Does everything happen for a reason?: I hope not.

What is your biggest headache lately?: Girls

What color is your bedroom?: Off-white I think. I don't know. Who cares about fucking colors?

Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: Only to people who don't know me very well.

Have you ever pierced your own body part or that of someone else?: Um, no.

What kind of watch do you wear?: Timex Expedition

What's one car you will never buy? (why?): Ford anything because they suck.

How many online journals do you read daily?: Hmm... what's the difference between a blog and a journal?

Do you cry in front of your friends?: Not since I was in elementary school.

Would you die to save the life of someone you dearly love?: Yes

Do you have any married friends?: Not yet......

Do you like thunderstorms?: On occasion

What was your first job?: Stampede labourer/sweeper

What was the last thing you typed before this survey?: HTML code to allow this text to be hidden/expanded.

Favorite word lately?: Apt. It's the word that describes itself perfectly.

What's the strangest thing that's happened to you in the past week?: I got asked to judge a vocal audition.

You have a crush, don't you?: Have you been reading my blog??

Who?: Check a couple posts back.

What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?: Biting my lip? I don't know.

Do you talk a lot?: Only if I know/care a lot about the subject.

What do you typically order at a bar?: Rickards Red or Traditional

Name ONE trait you hate in a person.: Arrogance

Favorite writing utensil?: My laptop

What's one thing you're a loser at?: Asking girls out

When's the last time you made someone cry?: First year university, but it wasn't my fault - it was hers.

Do you like the rain?: Yes, if I have an umbrella.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?: Bruce, unfortunately

What are your plans for the weekend?: Tons of homework, judge a vocal audition.

How much money would it take for you to give up the internet for a year?: At least one million dollars.

Where's your ideal marriage location?: A really old, majestic church or somewhere green and beautiful like BC.

What do you cook the best?: Mac & Cheese.

kind of books do you like to read?: Non-fiction, Sci Fi, Thriller

If you win the lottery, what would you like to do?: Buy my own house, build a studio, and record/produce records for a living.

If you don't like a person, how do you show it?: I'm rude to them.

How long have you known your best friend?: High school.

What are you listening to?: Boston - Foreplay/Long Time.

What was the last thing you laughed at?: Arrested Development season 2

What do you wish you were doing right now?: Relaxing on a beach, next to (insert crush's name here)

What musical instrument do you wish you could play?: Vocals

What's the funniest experience you ever had at your job?: I was stamping hands at the Stampede and this guy, who was getting escorted out by police, asked me for my phone number.

If you could speak any language, which language would you speak?: Italian - the language of love.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh wow, laughed at so many of these. Good times indeed. "Vocals"

And you are Judging a vocal audition? That's pretty sweet, not a contest, and audition. You have power now. Do you get paid to do that sort of thing?

Johnny said...

Haha, yeah I liked "Vocals" too. The audition is for Colleen & Lauren's vocal studio - they audition their students to see who performs at the final show with the band. They need an impartial jury, so I'll be judging the students along with another vocal instructor. I think I'm getting paid $100, but I can't remember. It should be good times.

eyes of a tragedy said...

nice nice, 100 bucks can buy a lot of somethings and a few of others. glad my bored survey inspired you, now beware, i know all about you!

Johnny said...

Hmm, that is true, Sara, you have some information that could be used to blackmail me. But Reid has ALL the really dirty stuff.

And now you're thinking, is his use of the word "dirty" literal or figurative? That's for Reid to know and NO ONE ELSE to find out.

Anonymous said...

I am going to guess that dirty was figurative because you didn't spell it dirrty. This is just a hunch of course, based on my extensive knowledge of "popular" culture. I am so "low down" with the "pimps" these days, snorting the "rocks" that I really could be a "hooker". You may ask hooker is in quotation marks. Once again, I think it's a testament to in tune I am with pop culture. Some people say I get "giggy with it" down at "brokeback" if you know what I mean. Some of you may wonder why I spend so much time engulfed in what is popular these days. The reason is I think it is moving us in the right direction. Let me provide an example:

we have people shooting other people which i dont know seems okay and wait there was this really cool time when i felt really good and didn't want to kill myself because i was listening to some really good indie music and franz ferdinand it was a really good time to think about it when I don't feel like working i like to tell everyone how smart i am how i don't understand the purpose of grammar yup that's my normal day and i think it is really cool so i off now peace out like trout


You may notice that I capitalized an "i" in there, and honestly, it's because it is SO FREAKING HARD FOR ME TO NOT CAPITALIZE IT. It's a personal pronoun, like your name...it really should be capitalized. I didn't spell anything overly wrong, so I am not super cool, but I didn't add any punctuation, so that helps add to my coolness. This alone makes me a pHd in coolness, since I did the research. Oh, it's PhD? I thought it was power of hydrogen doctor because hydrogen is uber cool right now...but apparentlly it's doctor of philosophy...that's not nearly as "giggidy".

Anyway, this pretty random, and I don't know why I felt so inspired. Probably because I just spend 15 minutes trying to understand an e-mail that was written in "popular" cryptic.

Johnny said...

wow man that was like a really good rant you really dug into the like 15 yo girl with a computer demographic

AAAH. Ok, that's all I can handle. Well, maybe a bit more:

theres this girl that i really love but the problem is that she lives very far away it pissis me off cuz i really love her but the chances that ill ever be wif her is very slim i jus wish there was sum way all of that cud change.

Ok, I can't take credit for that one. I found it on roofessions.com, a well known outburst site for teenagers with no known grammar abilities.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what is worse, the fact that the site exists, or that you know about it. Maybe it's good place to meet people? If they spell "they" as "dey" (Yes, I went deir and seen it) then they should be easy targets. I am also fond of the post you selected because it fits very well and it was almost the first one on the page.

If you can't tell, I am probably as bored as you...I'm posting a reply around 15 minutes after you posted a comment. Wow...

Anonymous said...

make that 30 minutes