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Johnny
Check this out.
I'm pretty sure this is how I should approach the dating scene.
The best part is when the guy tries to reimburse the girl for the drink she already has and complains to her about how much she paid for it originally. So damn funny.
And check this out too.
This guy had an inheritance or something and he ended up spending $130,000 at a strip club and on strippers. He would even pay this one stripper just to go out and talk with him.
He got so desperate to keep up this spending spree that he tried to kill his wife 4 times (!!) for the $300,000 insurance money. He even tried to get his son in on it, who then reported him to the police. Luckily, the guy is in jail now, but fuck - what an idiot!
He's an idiot for 2 reasons:
- He spend $130,000 on strippers
- He failed to kill his wife 4 times
3 comments:
Wow, creepers! Did you see the new origami thing/bs? Apparently the Samsung one can rip a DVD...except with microsoft's vitsa, what would the point be?
Yeah, I've sort of seen it. It didn't impress me too much.
And your last sentence, beginning with "rip a DVD" was almost a Haiku. If you change Microsoft's to MS, it would be a Haiku.
The Samsung Origami
Rip a DVD!
Except with MS Vista
What would the point be?
haha, you are damn quick.
Good story though, loved the no change thing...reminded me of edmonton. Fucking bastards.
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