Orgasmatron, I am back

Posted by Johnny at 10:56 p.m.

Back from a leave of absence filled with 12-hour homework days and barely finishing assignments. This is the day after.

I only feel like reporting one item of news, though. It is the ORGASMATRON, which is a device that was originally intended to help people with chronic pain, but was found to induce orgasms in women. It is now being used to help women with orgasmic dysfunctions.

Men generally wouldn't need that device, but lots of women could benefit from it. Way to go docs!

I'll be back.

New Mars Volta Live Release

Posted by Johnny at 2:09 p.m.

I am happy. The Mars Volta have released a live CD. I hope it is awesome. I have some mpegs of their live stuff, and they put on a fantastic show. I'm still kicking myself for buying tickets to Gigantour instead of SOAD, for whom TMV were the opening act. Damn my instincts.

I'm working too hard to do a proper post, but I will next week sometime.

News Flash: Paul Martin is exonerated

Posted by Johnny at 9:53 a.m.

Take that "Stephen Harper"! Martin bears no blame in the sponsorship scandal, however several key members of the former Chretien government, including Jean himself, have a lot of explaining to do - according to Gomery anyway.

Even though I didn't vote for Martin or the Liberals, I still consider this a moral victory over "Stephen Harper." But then again, every victory over "Stephen Harper" is a moral victory. I don't want to get into politics here, but that guy gives me the fucking creeps.

This might be my only post in about a week because I have about 5 or 6 projects/assignments due before next Wednesday, and most of them haven't been started yet.