Some links for y'all

Posted by Johnny at 8:29 a.m.

I haven't done a link dump in a long, long time.

• Bill Gates For President - Apparently Scott Adams beat them to the punch, but here is the semi-official site for the BGFP movement. Yep, I just acronymized it, and invented the word "acronymized".
• Digg - 8 Things Women Suck at in Bed - I haven't actually read the article because when things get dugg, they usually get overloaded and people can't read them. However, I'm linking to the digg page for it so that you can read the first two comments. Hilarious.
• Stephen Hawking thinks we should colonize another planet to ensure the survival of the species. I think I would volunteer to go to the new stomping grounds and carry on the existence of the human race. I mean, think of all the sex I'd be having. Allllll right. Stephen Hawking, I salute you.
• Some idiots, who happened to be high, decided to rob this family and held a few of them at gunpoint. While this was happening, the 4-year-old son went into his room and changed into his power rangers costume and got out a plastic sword and tried to scare the criminals away. Since they were high, they actually thought he morphed into a power ranger and fled the scene in fear. Priceless.
• Ah, Americans. Here are some stories from travel agents about customer stupidity. "I got a call from a man who asked, 'Is it possible to see England from Canada?' I said, 'No.' He said 'But they look so close on the map.'"