Nothing intersting

Posted by Johnny at 4:26 p.m.

I am not writing anything interesting.

Now that that's out of the way, I'm looking forward to the weekend. I just realized that I have become so busy with school, that Kathryn beat me to suggesting that we do something fun over the long weekend. I'm always the one itching to have fun, but I just assumed that I would be doing homework all weekend. That caught me off guard, and I'll take it as a sign that I'm working too hard. Thus, I will devote one day this weekend to doing very little homework, having fun with Kat, and hopefully getting some recording done. That would be cool.

Time for fun:

• Sony exploits Jesus. They decided to advertise the 10th anniversary of Playstation by putting some guy in a crown of thorns and showing the catchphrase, "10 Years of Passion." This pissed of lots of Italians and other Catholics, as one could imagine. I may not agree with 95% of Christianity, but I still respect their beliefs. For shame, Sony. Oh, and I apologize for the KKK thing a couple posts back :) This blog should have a disclaimer.
  
• This guy in India was such a momma's boy, that he lived with her corpse for 20 years after she died. That is FUCKING SICK. In fact, that reminds me a little bit of this really popular horror movie, but not quite the same. Beware of English professors.
• Nicolas Cage is weirder than I thought: he named is newborn son Kal-el, which is the birthname of Superman. Yes, Superman, the comic book character. That's a little presumptuous isn't it? Why not just skip the obscurity and call him Superman. Better yet, call him Baron von Longcock and guarantee him a career in porn.
• This is probably the second worst thing that could happen to a guy. He went in for some kind of microwave-oriented therapy for his dick, and it came out half-burned. It literally burned his flesh. So now he has to have surgery to remove the dead parts, which will significantly reduce his size. Never trust doctors.
• Typhoon Longwang (!) hit China recently. From what I gathered, no one has died from it, so they're really taking it like champions. With something that size, you just need to loosen up, grab on to something, and take it. Longwang translates to "Dragon King", in case you were wondering.
  
• I can't believe this worked. A doctor prescribed his patient sex for her back pain. The sex was with him and he charged her for it. I don't know which is worse: his prescription or her stupidity. Now she's suing him, so maybe she wasn't so stupid after all.

Have a long weekend and may Thanksgiving make you fat.