Liquids on a motherfucking plane!

Posted by Johnny at 11:13 p.m.

Did anyone else find it strange that after preventing potentially "explosive" liquids from being taken on a plane, they started dumping them into giant garbage bins? This didn't make a ton of sense to me, especially if the liquids were so dangerous as they were saying. What if someone dropped their iPod into the bin and the whole thing blew up? Did you think of that, idiots?!

The terrorists were a year away from executing their plan, anyways. Some of them didn't even have passports. The UK government only swarmed them due to pressure from the US <insert citation here>, which has now created more terror and pointless restrictions on carry-on luggage.

By publicizing this supposed "win" against the terrorists, the two governments have in turn done the terrorists' jobs for them by inconveniencing people and inciting terror in the stupid.

I'm going to say what has been said in many blogs before me. The US government is the #1 terrorist organization in the world. I would imagine they've killed as many or more people than the other extremists they're fighting, and they are incredibly adept at inspiring fear in the naive members of their own society. Many of the terrorized hold great power in the government, so it becomes a viscious circle.

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Or maybe, the govermnent is doing this all on purpose in order to gradually gain complete control over their people. Before you know it, GW Bush will be up for re-election on his 5th term as High Chancellor of the United States of Godsland. Fear him.
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