Cellphones are the Devil, and more!

Posted by Johnny at 9:48 p.m.

Haha, are you noticing a trend? Maybe I'm Kathy Bates role in the Waterboy in disguise.. That would really throw off a lot of people.

• Apparently, cell phone usage may or may not cause brain tumors, but just to be safe, keep your call lengths to a minimum. Also, don't get cell phones for your kids until they've lived a full enough life. This means that everone who uses a cell as their primary phone may or may not be at increased exposure to brain tumors. So when you do or do not get a brain tumor, don't come complaining to me.
• Ever wonder how they classify hurricanes?
• Go DVD Jon! This Norwegian hacker-type reverse engineered Microsoft's encryption algorithm that prevents WMV files from being played on anything other than windows media player. I doubt I would ever take advantage of this hack, but I'm just glad he is sticking it to the man.