Wow, it's really been a while.
First off, I was thinking the other day that I'd like to join a club on campus. So I was wandering around the club expo, and Tom & Scott and I spotted the Campus Crusade for Christ club. Neither of us were really interested, but then something clicked: that's a lot of hard C's in that title. Why not replace them with K's and reveal your true intent?
So, that club has now been dubbed the Kampus Krusade for Khrist. A victory against both the English language and anyone who feels the need to restart the crusades of the dark ages. This is the year 2005, people - we don't need to crusade for anything, much less krusade.
Disclaimer: I realize that 99% of Christians are probably not neo-nazis, so I'm sorry if that offended anyone. But, I'm really not here to please.
Ok, back to the news.
- Jon Stewart & the Daily Show won 2 Emmys. Woo! That show deserves a gold medal in something too, but I guess the Emmys will have to do. He also did a great pre-taped rant that either he so obviously censored himself. Best last line ever: George Bush hates Black *Sabbath*, where Sabbath was overdubbed.
- Hmm, apparently one Chrisitan Rock band is actually being productive. One of the guys from Switchfoot is teaching their fans how to disable copy protection on their new CD. Down with RIAA! Up with Switchfoot??? We'll see about that one.
- Sex & Drugs (but not rock & roll) create more depression in teenage girls than in guys. This British study says abstinence is good for the mind, but I would beg to differ. I don't want people getting depressed or anything, but still...
- On a related topic, apparently 14% of women in late teens / early 20s have had erotic experiences with the same sex. Wow! That's more than I would have thought, not that I think about it or anything.
- Lastly, some software developer wants to put a human colony on Mars by 2025. This sounds like a scam to me. "Give me all your money so I can go to Mars. Oh did I say Mars? I meant Cuba."
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