George W. Bush is the Devil.

Posted by Johnny at 11:37 a.m.

Lucifer, Satan, Diablo, and now Bush. Another moniker for the Prince of Darkness has been added to the list. Forget the Nazi Pope - this is the real deal.

Why am I making this bold claim? Well, if you have been watching CNN at all recently, you would see what a fucking idiot this president is and how unwilling he is to help the poor people of Louisiana. On the news, when black people are shown searching for food the caption reads "Looting"; white people are "Searching for food".

And why would Bush want to help these people anyways? They're poor, they don't fit in with his tax plan, and if they all die, he can give tax breaks to his rich Texan oil buddies (Hell's minions). So not only does he just not care, he wants the Lousianans to die. This is a planned genocide of poor black people in the southern US - they knew for days that a hurricane was coming and they had been planning for something like this for years. The whole cause of this current catastrophy is the fact that the situation was handled so poorly, almost as if it was done on purpose.

So I hope George Bush (the Devil) sleeps well in his silk pajamas as he ass-fucks himself with his pitchfork, knowing that he has begun the systematic elimination of an entire region in his own country. Move over Hitler, Stalin, and Ivan the Terrible - we have a new contender.