Give this man a tracksuit!

Posted by Johnny at 7:36 p.m.

Edmonton kicked serious ass! Reid and I had so much fun, most of which I can remember.

We started off on Saturday afternoon and picked up some JD and a 15-pack of Kokanee. After getting a pizza and drinking a bit, we walked over to U of A res and tried to find parties. Thanks to reading week, the place was DEAD, but we found one of his friends to play pool with. This guy became my hero, but it was partly due to my intoxication. Afterwards, we just headed back to Reid's condo, shotgunned some beer, talked and went to bed.

On Sunday we ventured to West Ed and wandered around for a few hours. We saw a talent competition that hosted mainly mediocre country singers who SUCK at writing lyrics. There was, however, a 9-year-old girl whose voice kicked the shit out of anyone there - Reid and I wanted to give her a recording contract. I'm pretty sure she had perfect pitch too. But this other guy came on stage dressed like some whiney emo kid, started jumping around with his acoustic guitar singing (poorly) this shitty song he wrote and then started beatboxing. Wow, what a loser. But he did have stage presence.

After grabbing some fajitas and ice cream, we headed back home and began a night of drunken conversation. We now have so much dirt on each other it isn't even funny (well, it's pretty funny). Luckily, blackmail is out of the question since the severity of information is equally distributed on both sides. Finally, after some drunken internet surfing we pretty much passed out.

Monday was less eventful, except for the idiots who delayed our bus by close to an hour because they were idiots.