I'm Drunk in Vancouver

Posted by Johnny at 2:52 a.m.

First of all, sorry if this is misspelled or incoherent.

I am drunk in Vancouver off of booze that I didn't pay for, and I'm blogging about it in my personal hotel room. This is the life.

Here's what I've learned so far:

1. Vancouver is a beautiful city. The ocean and the various bays and inlets are amazing to see so ingrained in a city. I'd love to have seaside property here - that is, until the big earthquake hits and the city submerges.
2. Vancouver is a beautiful city. The women seem more gorgeous than in Calgary, if that's possible (which it definitely is). I was so tempted to hand out my spare hotel key to the waitresses who work at my cousin's bar, but they are far and beyond out of my league. There was this one girl from Montreal.... God Damn.
3. The paternal side of my mom's family parties just as hard as the maternal side. The younger ones would have fit right in at the Rubiks party and I would have had them bring their Montreal girls too.... mmmm.

I doubt I'll learn much more this weekend, but if I get laid, I'll be sure to post about it (sorry, no pics - I don't own a camera). Next weekend in Edmonton, on the other hand, could have some decent photographic evidence.