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Johnny
Until now, I was somewhat undecided on the whole "should I have kids" thing. But this seals the deal.
This site sells albums filled with lullaby covers of all your favourite rock groups. Notably, this includes Led Zeppelin, Tool, Metallica, Nirvana, The Beatles, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, and yes, even Pink Floyd.
My biggest fear about having children is that I will become a mindless zombie who only listens to whatever shitty music they enjoy. These albums would be perfect for making sure my kids are exposed to good music in their highly volatile developmental stages and for making sure I don't go insane. It's win-win.
6 comments:
This is a vital stepping stone for the children. Hopefully it isn't washed down too much, but something tells me it would be. Fuck listening to shit about friends, my kids aren't gonna have a choice. If they listen to shitty children's music, I'll just call them gay.
Oh, give it up. You both loved Raffi when you were kids, and you can't deny that you'll listen to him again as middle-aged fathers. Don't try to deny it. I'm onto you both.
tool as a lullaby? i think i'd be scared for my kids....i think i'd just give them those natural sea sounds and whatnot....though radiohead would be nice...
whoo see you tonight!
Yes, I loved Raffi when I was a kid. I'm no longer a kid.
Don't you want your kid to love Raffi as well? Didn't that make you into the person you are today? Wouldn't you cry and fall to pieces if you couldn't listen to Raffi with your children as a father? This I ask of you.
I ask why you still haven't called me back!
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