Sunday, October 22, 2006

borne again

Posted by Johnny

im writting 2 tell u about my experence with jesus and how He changed My life recently. i was bord on sunday an d decided to go too church iwth my x gf bc she has her head on strait. at least thats what kyle told me in high school and hes like the most Devoted christian i can think of. i wish i was like him.

neway, i was In church with the x and she told me shed take me back if i excepted jesus into my Heart. and i wa s liek, wow, this is egsactly what i want bc im like so lonely... so if i can get her back in2 my Life and jesus at the same time, than all of my lonelenis wud go away to hell with satan and darwin where they spend they're time sodomy each other.

i thought about it for a While and and i decidedt o excapt jesus into my heart and get bak 2gether with the x at the same time. i told her my Desision and she got very happy i think becus she started agnoring me agian just like old times and telling me that We had to wait until marrege. i really missed that alot.

than for a little while things got worse & she wasnt talkin to me and she said we had to brake up agen. this made me sad and i tried to Bargain with her but it didnt work and it felt worse then the first couple brakeups.

the only difference is that i now Have jesus to protect me from lonlines and all other bad emotions that we wernt inteligntly dezigned to fell so i;m going to be alrite. just nowing that the earth is ten 000 years old and evaulooshun is Wrong makes me fell cumforted.

praise jEsus, not alla or darwin or the jewish god

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

johnny:

All We need to do is to go to Jesus and everything will be fine you know like it was during the crusade God is cool .

i am really glad you have found Him and taken Him into your heart the heart is the soul of the entire body God planned it that way

and people say that noah couldn't have built an ark to cary two of every animal well he didnt haf to have to of every animal just to of every KIND so like 2 dogs 2 cats i dunno the specifics


and then you might ask but how did noah get all the animals from all over the world

to this i answer his magical cloaking hat which sends out a cloak to all animals and leads them to him. see God is cool. how many people do you know could create a magical cloaking hat.


sometimes you might feel like your faith is crumbling johnny but just remember that God is Love and the Love is in your heart. without a heart you have no soul and with no soul their is no heaven


don't try to disprove a soul to me. ppl have totally tried before but let me tell you i cant be dupped. i don't fall for those satanist games anymore.

satan created evilution to find those who really have faith in God. with heaven becoming so full from all the good Christians before us God has decided to makeup another option to try to fool you out of going to heaven.

you might think he doesn't Love you if this were case. if he loved you why would he want to send you to hell. that's because you don't love him. have you ever Loved someone who didnt Love you back? you'd want to send them to hell too right johnny.

and if there were no God how would we know how to behave? there would be nothing stopping the rapists and murderers from doing their thing. hitler was a devot athiest. he believed there was no God and look how bad he was. he killed all those jewish people, kinda like christians in history, only he was evil about it. that's because of evilution.

God is logical johnny. welcome to a world of faith

God bless

Johnny said...

have you ever Loved someone who didnt Love you back? you'd want to send them to hell too right johnny.

yes, i wud want to send Them to hell and woud Prey for that evry night. but what if i didn't Love god but still liked him and just watned to be real good Friends who dont have sex or hav nething to do with eachother, exept wen it benefits me? would i still Get into heaven?

Anonymous said...

shes going strait to hell surely because shes a bitch

we dont need anymore bitches i've already met my share. holy fucking christ i can't make out this word varification at all

k said...

What the fuck is going on here...

Anonymous said...

i get it now

Anonymous said...

i don't get it. i'm so confused. i loved your post johnny, but i am somewhat at odds if these other fold with the weird names are fake or just crazy people.
but Jesus does love you.

Johnny said...

Yes, the people with crazy names are crazy people... their real names rhyme with Eid and Ohnny.

I'm also aware that Jesus loves me... I'm trying to find a way to tell him that I just want to be friends, then eventually casual acquaintences.

Anonymous said...

I love you Johnny. And I am not God. Nor Satan. Or Darwin, for that matter....

Johnny said...

I love me too, but I'm not cryptic about it....

Kevin said...

That's not exactly cryptic...more just anonymous.

You should add some Javascript code to your page layout that grabs relevant information being broadcast by your visitor's web browser...or launch some sort of XSS attack to discover the true identity of such anonymous browsers.

Johnny said...

It was you, wasn't it Kev?

Kevin said...

No it wasn't, but I love you too.

And hey, I'd have the 'bad' kind of threeway if the chick is REALLY smokin.


Oh man, I'm not even drunk. No excuse.

Johnny said...

I love you too man, in a platonic, heterosexual way.
I'd be up for an eiffel tower..