Worst post ever.

Posted by Johnny at 9:17 a.m.

Just to warn you, this post is going to suck, so don't expect anything brilliant.

Question Marks
I occasionally find my inbox at work littered with unnecessary question marks. It seems that people have forgotten what the word, "question" means - as in, "question mark." You see, a question is a sentence in an interrogative form, addressed to someone in order to get information in reply. Sentences that are not questions that have been suffixed with a question mark take on a completely different meaning. See the following real-world examples.

Also - none of the links on the course schedule work? They have a "masters" subdirectory?

These were not intended to be questions. The person just asked me if none of the links worked and if they had a masters subdirectory. How the fuck should I know? See, that was a question that necessitated a question mark.

I don't think they are the same? Under Project Management on the site schedule, the APM course is first - but on the newsletter schedule it is last?

Again, are you asking me or telling me? "I don't think they are the same. Period." The "question" you asked me essentially meant, "I don't know what I'm thinking."

Hi – I’m still having problems – the logo is still the wrong file, and now I can’t seem to get the font face to change?

You don't know if you can get the font face to change? Did you try? Oh, you did, and you couldn't. Then WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?!

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Anonymous said...

I love you Johnny. And I am not God. Nor Satan. Or Darwin, for that matter....

7:08 PM

I don't need anonymous love any more than I need genital warts. Anonymity helps me in no way whatsoever, so if "Anonymous" is at least a moderately attractive woman, please reveal your identity. If you're a man, touch your nose and nod.

Man, this post has sucked. I have no inspiration to write any more words, so ... yeah.